I'm a Gemini

You are gorgeous. It’s June 1. Happy Pride! Perhaps this is the only month you feel seen in this country. Perhaps you’re one of the lucky...

There’s a new COVID variant in town, per the internetz. How can we take anything seriously anymore? I honestly couldn’t believe my eyes...

It’s a bird, it’s a plane, just kidding, it’s a plastic bag. They’re everywhere. I see them on the highway, floating through the air. I...

What do a colonoscopy and Mountain Dew have in common? A shit ton. More on that later. Today, I want to share a recipe for a successful...

Hey Baby, It’s April 5th. I’m on the 1st floor of the hospital waiting room while they prep you for surgery. You just went back. You’re...

It’s been a week, but yesterday won the “I can’t make this shit up!” trophy. I woke up yesterday with a list of to-dos—positive,...

I went home last week to research some family history on my mother’s side of the family for my book when I came across a few newspaper...

I’ve worked on this ‘letter’ for a few days. I have hundreds of pages of things to say. None of them seem sufficient, smart, or...

My Bloody Valentine